My personal hell is listening to a guy lie about his life sex life, punctuated with painful grunts and fart noises.
You’re uncomfortable with silence; I’m not.
"You have muerte?"
"I have ‘more FDA’. Up front to see you."
"That makes more sense but doesn’t make me feel better."
Something was not working so I used tools to make it work.
And STUFF! Why with the things?! Why SO MUCH?!
life hack: just be fucking nice to people
I wish I was thinner but I also wish that I didn’t wish I was thinner